Whoa!
look at this place! its a mess!
Well...its been over 2 years since I posted in here apparently.
wow where does the time go?

Anyways...

I think its time i got started again. but more serious, without all the funny pictures. I think i'll do some book reviews and comment on local stuff and life in general like why do all my appliances die at once and around Xmas time?

Swine Flu

I rang the Swine flu help line, but it was a waste of time, the line was so poor all I got was crackling.

I think I have swine flu...I've come out in rashers

Swine flu can't touch me. I put up a red stop swine in front on my house!!

My mate said he got swine flu but I think he's just telling porkies.

What happens when someone gets the Swine Flu and Avian Flu? They see pigsflying.

This is serious business. My daughter woke up this morning with her hair in pigtails. Should we be worried?

Some call it Hammageddon

The airlines are doing a deal - $99 to Mexico. Now that's not a deal to be sneezed at.

Someone once said when a black man becomes president pigs will fly. Sure enough, 100 days later.. "swine flu"

Boom Boom!

It's always good to carry a spare

.
.
.

While we're on the subject of Aliens...

.
What does this remind you of?
.
.
.
LOL
.

Ewwwww!

.
How could somebody do that to themselves!
That's hideous!
.
.
.

Look what I caught in the back yard

.
G'Day!
I caught this little fellah in the back yard this morning, he was trying to get to the chickens!
Just another pest us Aussies have to put up with.

I let the neighbours five year old wrestle with it a bit first, before I had to put this cute little tike down.
.
.
.

Oh! I love it!

.
Where can I get me one of those stickers!
My daughter is about to get her licence and I need to warn everyone!!
.
.
.

And I love the Teddies...
.

How true is this!?

.
The bum is the only one with a positive net worth!
.
.
.

oh, So that's how they did it!

.
LOL No such thing as a blue screen back in the sixties!
The cape is a nice touch

.
.

Irony

.
.
..
ROFL