I rang the Swine flu help line, but it was a waste of time, the line was so poor all I got was crackling.
I think I have swine flu...I've come out in rashers
Swine flu can't touch me. I put up a red stop swine in front on my house!!
My mate said he got swine flu but I think he's just telling porkies.
What happens when someone gets the Swine Flu and Avian Flu? They see pigsflying.
This is serious business. My daughter woke up this morning with her hair in pigtails. Should we be worried?
Some call it Hammageddon
The airlines are doing a deal - $99 to Mexico. Now that's not a deal to be sneezed at.
Someone once said when a black man becomes president pigs will fly. Sure enough, 100 days later.. "swine flu"
Boom Boom!
