Monday, May 11, 2009

Swine Flu

I rang the Swine flu help line, but it was a waste of time, the line was so poor all I got was crackling.

I think I have swine flu...I've come out in rashers

Swine flu can't touch me. I put up a red stop swine in front on my house!!

My mate said he got swine flu but I think he's just telling porkies.

What happens when someone gets the Swine Flu and Avian Flu? They see pigsflying.

This is serious business. My daughter woke up this morning with her hair in pigtails. Should we be worried?

Some call it Hammageddon

The airlines are doing a deal - $99 to Mexico. Now that's not a deal to be sneezed at.

Someone once said when a black man becomes president pigs will fly. Sure enough, 100 days later.. "swine flu"


Boom Boom!

7 comments:

yankeedog said...

Hey! I remember you! Mack, isn't it?

Welcome back, Mick. When are we going to see reno pics?

Therbs said...

He's here all week folks! Try the veal.

Anonymous said...

I had chuckle over them Mick thanks, nice to see you back.

Havock21 said...

i worry about you some days mick..i truly do....lol

savo said...

It's the aporkalypse

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