Tuesday, March 31, 2009

oh, So that's how they did it!

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LOL No such thing as a blue screen back in the sixties!
The cape is a nice touch

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Monday, March 30, 2009

Irony

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ROFL

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Nice Parking

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Nice! I can't believe the effort it would have taken to park the car on the veranda.
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Friday, March 27, 2009

Now that's bizarre!

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ROFL! I bet they sell it too!
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:)

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Neat idea

I reckon it would be a bit expensive to install though, we'd need thousands of these in Oz
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

LOL It had to happen!

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Monday, March 23, 2009

The way of the future


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If I could grow these I'd make a fortune!
Tiny dog pets would rule!
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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Auto Polo

I could make a come back...

It could happen!.....

Really!...

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Well...
Probably not!

:)

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Guess!

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Guess which team won the local under 15's basketball comp!
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Thursday, March 19, 2009

You're doing it wrong!!

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Poor horse!!

Idiot Proofed!

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I don't know about you guys but I think this is a brilliant idea!

Its almost marketable!



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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Awesome Dunny!!

Takes me back...

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Monday, March 16, 2009

Just Sad really...

...really really sad!
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ROFLMAO
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Is it just me...

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Or is this extremely funny!
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Poor thing! Things must be really busy in the sex industry these days!

:-)

Friday, March 13, 2009

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Another goofy house

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Monday, March 09, 2009

What a cool house!

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Seriously! I could so live there! It would come up a treat too!


If only I could get all the animals out (they seem to be in pairs!)
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Sunday, March 08, 2009

A replacement for the car?

I don't think so!!
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Saturday, March 07, 2009

Whats that up in the sky?

Is it a bird? A plane?

No!

Its a teddy!




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Friday, March 06, 2009

New Stock Market Terms

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New Stock Market Terms

CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer

CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer

BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius

BEAR MARKET - a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER - What my financial planner has made me.

STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT - an archaic word no longer in use.

# # # # #

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines

one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG

one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers

one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But---- if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer

one year ago, drank all the beer,

then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,

you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan

is to drink heavily & recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.

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Thursday, March 05, 2009

In every situation...

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...There is always a smart arse!
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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

What type of plane is that?

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Suggestions?
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Take another look

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Now I dare YOU to try it!!
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Monday, March 02, 2009

The Trilogy Meter

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That's about right in MHO
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Sunday, March 01, 2009

Truth in advertising

ROLF!
Not only is half the pepperoni missing it looks like a giant bite was taken out by Barney the dinosaur!
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