oh, So that's how they did it!

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LOL No such thing as a blue screen back in the sixties!
The cape is a nice touch

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Irony

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ROFL

Nice Parking

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Nice! I can't believe the effort it would have taken to park the car on the veranda.
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Now that's bizarre!

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ROFL! I bet they sell it too!
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:)

Neat idea

I reckon it would be a bit expensive to install though, we'd need thousands of these in Oz
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LOL It had to happen!

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What's wrong with this picture?

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The way of the future

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If I could grow these I'd make a fortune!
Tiny dog pets would rule!
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Auto Polo

I could make a come back...

It could happen!.....

Really!...

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Well...
Probably not!

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Guess!

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Guess which team won the local under 15's basketball comp!
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You're doing it wrong!!

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Poor horse!!

Idiot Proofed!

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I don't know about you guys but I think this is a brilliant idea!

Its almost marketable!



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Awesome Dunny!!

Takes me back...

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Just Sad really...

...really really sad!
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ROFLMAO
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Is it just me...

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Or is this extremely funny!
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Poor thing! Things must be really busy in the sex industry these days!

:-)

We have a lot of trouble with road kill in Oz

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How the monsters see us

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Another goofy house

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I don't like this one as much as the other one though
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What a cool house!

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Seriously! I could so live there! It would come up a treat too!


If only I could get all the animals out (they seem to be in pairs!)
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A replacement for the car?

I don't think so!!
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Whats that up in the sky?

Is it a bird? A plane?

No!

Its a teddy!




***

New Stock Market Terms

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New Stock Market Terms

CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer

CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer

BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius

BEAR MARKET - a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER - What my financial planner has made me.

STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT - an archaic word no longer in use.

# # # # #

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines

one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG

one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers

one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But---- if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer

one year ago, drank all the beer,

then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,

you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan

is to drink heavily & recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.

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In every situation...

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What type of plane is that?

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Suggestions?
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Take another look

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Now I dare YOU to try it!!
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The Trilogy Meter

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That's about right in MHO
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Truth in advertising

ROLF!
Not only is half the pepperoni missing it looks like a giant bite was taken out by Barney the dinosaur!
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