Wednesday, March 11, 2009

How the monsters see us



yankeedog said...

Now that's a cool concept. I can picture movies like 'Dawn of the Living'-where a normal zombie community faces an onslaught of the Living-or 'Plan 9 from Earth' where an alien planet deals with an invasion from, well, us. Awesome!

Big Bad Al said...

Lock up your alien women! Captain Kirk is beaming down!
"Well It was like this. I was abducted by a human, beamed up into a long cigar shaped flying object and anally probed by a human the others called Jim."
"Mummy! Mummy! I just saw human in our swamp!"

"There is no such things as humans. Now be a good Swamp Monster and eat your dinner."

jadedj said...

Could it be that they are afraid because THEY have no genitals? I mean, have you ever seen one with genitals? That would scare the shit out of me, if I didn't have them.