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7 comments:
Hate to burst your bubble here, but if it was indeed a ninja shark NO ONE would see it coming, but the last thing you would ever feel was it's teeth. Maw haw haw!!!
Oh Great! Thanks Mick. I live by the sea so the Triffids won't get me. Now I have to watch out for Ninja Sharks.
Zombies, Terminators, Triffids, Galactic Lizard Emperors, Alien Bugs, Crazed Havocks and now Ninja Sharks. The list is neverending.
There's also a a dirty great big mutant space frog out there gobbling up galaxies. It never ends. And don't forget the Pandemic and teh Rise of the Machines.
She came down from Cincinnati
It took her three days on the train
Lookin' for some peace and quiet
Hoped to see the sun again
But now she lives down by the ocean
She's takin' care to look for sharks
They hang out in the local bars
And they feed right after dark
Chorus:
Can't you feel 'em circlin', honey
Can't you feel 'em swimmin' around
You got fins to the left, fins to the right
And you're the only bait in town
Oh oh
Oh oh
You got fins to the left, fins to the right
And you're the only girl in town
When my kids were little, we vacationed every year on a little island in South Carolina. Just a few days ago I was going through an old planner/address book looking up an address and I found a newspaper article I clipped out one year about how to avoid being eaten by a shark. Fortunately, we survived every year with only the occasional jellyfish sting to mar our happiness.
Ninja sharks? Pfeh. It is to laugh, except we Samurai never actually laugh. We just squint a little harder until those menacing wrinkles appear at the corners of our eyes, and we push with our left thumb on the tsuba of our katana until it disengages from the sayo with that menacing little 'click' that strikes fear into the hearts, livers, and giblets of ninjas everywhere.
Even ninja sharks. Because I know how to make sushi.
Now if you put a collar and a bell on every shark then you would hear it coming!
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