Thursday, February 12, 2009

The pasta diet

The Pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walk pasta da bakery.

2... You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.


You will lose weight!


AND....


For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.


CONCLUSION


Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

4 comments:

Chaz said...

Mick, no the conclusion is as long as you aren't English you can eat wwhat you want!

yankeedog said...

Now Chaz mentions this-right after I was at Stu's blog mentioning the desire for real English fish and chips.

Bangar said...

Mick so I can still, walk into the pub?(I normally find the door of the first pub it gets harder after that)

miss amy said...

What a coincidence, I am on that diet!
Seems to me I should be learning a new language though. :(