ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. You walk pasta da bakery.
2... You walka pasta da candy store.
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
4 comments:
Mick, no the conclusion is as long as you aren't English you can eat wwhat you want!
Now Chaz mentions this-right after I was at Stu's blog mentioning the desire for real English fish and chips.
Mick so I can still, walk into the pub?(I normally find the door of the first pub it gets harder after that)
What a coincidence, I am on that diet!
Seems to me I should be learning a new language though. :(
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